How my campus Starbucks prepares for Swampcon
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME HOW DID I NOT NEED COFFEE WAAAAT
This was the coolest shit
THE MAGIC ONE THOUGH
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Some professors push more than pencils on their jobs :’B
Professor Birch showing you damn whippersnappers how to catch Pokemon FOR SCIENCE.
The man isn’t built like a damn bear for nothing.
No Pokeball? No problem.
…..but a Poochyena that’s at what, level 2, corners him. Right.
Maybe he got bit by one as a kid, and is afraid of them.
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try
oh my gosh it’s back
I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash
when white privilege fails
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
did i get the blood order right…..
YOU GUYS KNEW THIS WAS COMING
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one.
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
ah man you guys. We can’t risk it.
AHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK AT IT AGAIN
I’M SORRY FOLLOWERS
I JUST DON’T WANNA DIE
*GIVES YOU ALL KISSUS*
FUCK YOU I WILL NOT RISK IT
Will not Skip this
IM SORRY I HATE THIS THING
FOR FUCK SAKE I HATE THESE
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it